I got these in an email. I’ve read many bushisms, but these are so simple they really made me laugh!

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.”
- George W. Bush

“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”
- George W. Bush

“One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one
word is ‘to be prepared’.”
- George W. Bush

“I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the
future.”
- George W. Bush

“The future will be better tomorrow.”
- George W. Bush (this one is my personal favorite, it reminds me of when my son says to me: mommy, is it tomorrow yet???)

“We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.”
- George W. Bush

I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.”
- George W. Bush

“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm
commitment to Europe . We are a part of Europe.”
- George W. Bush

“Public speaking is very easy.”
- George W. Bush

“A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.”
- George W. Bush

“We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”
- George W. Bush

“For NASA, space is still a high priority.”
- George W. Bush

“Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.”
- George W. Bush

“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in
our air and water that are doing it.”
- George W. Bush

“It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.”
- George W. Bush