not as hard as you might think.

hi, i’m alex superstar, and i take every opportunity i can get.

skype.com has international men of all flavahs looking for love in all the wrong places. why, i was offered a large supply of hi-fi peruvian cocaine by a crack addict named carlos once who obviously misunderstood my request for money in exchange for hot late-night conversation by microphone. once i was offered 500$ after i told a man from scotland i would parade him around my neighborhood in my little pony underwear. REAL MEN will offer YOU webcams, digital cameras, sextoys, plane tickets, and possibly money.

work it ladies!