I smashed a ukulele in 2001. It was during a gig my band did at someone’s party. The gig wasn’t going very well. We played badly, sang badly and our set list contained 99% Metallica songs. I had brought along my school’s ukulele to smash because I had always wanted to smash a guitar. Near the end of a song I put down my guitar, picked up the ukulele and wacked it across the mic stand. The whole body disentegrated with the only recognisable piece left being the neck.

Ahhh it was good fun. I encourage all guitarists to do this.