Well, Mr. Elephant, I’m going to be in Thailand tomorrow, and sometime during the week we will get to meet face to face. Or face to knee, because your face is probably too high up. And I will take many pictures of you, and you will spray water on me.
Here’s my favourite joke from when I was about six.
Q. What’s grey and has a trunk?
OhsweetJesus2007 wants to lose weight / get in shape
be less tired
Do something creative every day
Go to a rave
ride a motorcycle
Believe in myself
be ok with being alone
Give blood
get into grad school
lose 60 pounds
write 500 words a day
Be more organised
star in a movie
Be a better vegetarian
Go on the Atkins diet.
to test myself on summer job
see the world
talk to more people
Zanna Campanula wants to Stop wasting time before time wastes me
upload my photos to Flickr
attend a surprise party in my honor
sparklebaby wants to stop being a people pleaser
Pass my GCSEs
travel to Finland
figure out what i want to be when i grow up
Volunteer
learn esperanto
