How to have sex somewhere I probably shouldn't
It made me
this face HAHAHHAHA 
"oh my gosh."
How I did it: my boyfriend and i didnt plan this at all. one night we're randomly trespassing on a construction site, over a levee drinking screwdrivers. next thing ya know we're naked on top of a fucking bulldozer.
:) oh yes.
Lessons & tips: -don't get caught.
-don't throw your clothes where you cant find them later, because chances are you'll be spending a bunch of time looking for your shirt in the crack of that huge equipment while its pitch darkness outside.
