How to have 25 secret sardine parties in 2010 (5 so far)... by aasutton

"It's the smell that gets you caught."

How I did it: No one is around.  You take the can of sardines and a jar of sauce and eat them by yourself.  Then you wash out the can, bleach the sink, and throw the can away in a bag.  Secret.  We didn't have this conversation.  If you have an imaginary creature in your head you feed it too, but really you are eating a whole can of sardines by yourself in the kitchen.

Lessons & tips: There used to be tons of cheap sardines out there but the last cannery closed in the US so ...no more dollar sardines.  I take Omega 3 pills and eat ground up flaxseeds.


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Oct 02, 2010, 10:09AM PDT | 2 comments | 19 cheers


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tractorum peace to you

thanks

i liked this…made my day funnier…
it is funny but it also is sharp ,imaginative..
i liked it,danke leben

Oct 07, 2010, 11:57AM PDT | Respond to this 1 cheer

Theskysthelimit1976 Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling.

LOL ; )

Funny!

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