How to eat sushi
How I did it: I was with my sister eating lunch at a cute little market in the Metroplex, and she got sushi. I'm eating my sandwich and she says, "Have you ever tried sushi?" I reply, "No, I haven't but I have always wanted to." She gave me a piece and instructed me to just put the whole thing in my mouth. I did, and OH MY GOD, CREAM CHEESE. I HATE CREAM CHEESE. I WANT TO SPIT THIS THING OUT OF MY MOUTH, BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE I'M IN A CUTE LITTLE MARKET.
My sister took one look at my face and said, "Not your thing, huh?"
Lessons & tips: Always ASK what kind of sushi it is, and whats in it. Apparently not all sushi has cream cheese in it, but I have no idea what kind it was, so I can't warn people about it.