How to gnaw off arm due to poor US showing in World Cup. Beat Beas & Donovan with it when they fly home in disgrace.
How I did it: With razor sharp teeth, true grit, resolve and determination I was able to accomplish this goal. Also with a lot of imagination since doing this for real would be just plain sick. I would stop here, but apparently 43 Things wants more words, so I' am obliging with some meaningless fluff. Thanks you oh so much for your time! Go USA... the soccer team, I mean, though I'll root for our teams in the middle east too, even though I don't care for the military sports!
Lessons & tips: You really should drink a bit before doing this. For some people it can be painful. Also if you take your arm off at the shoulder and then grip your "arm club" at the wrist you can whip up some good torque at the elbow. Just be careful, elbows break.
Resources: USMNT 2006, FIFA, Sepp Blatter
