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How to call Simon by красивейшая Богиня

"Awesome"

How I did it: Firstly, withhold your number on your mobile. (In case he turns out to be more of a freak than you are.) Best do this while still totally sober.
Secondly, drink half a bottle of baileys to pluck up the dutch courage.
Thirdly, drunk dial, slur your words and talk shite for 10 mins.

Lessons & tips: Don't drink baileys as it contains cream and your mouth gets all salivery so you can't pronounce words properly. (or was that the effects of the alcohol?)

He's an interesting goat. (euphemism for 'hot')

Resources: I wish to thank: Orange phone provider.
Nokia for a cool handset


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Jan 20, 2011, 11:24AM PST | 12 comments | 18 cheers


Comments:

Simon isn't ungoogleable.

That was painless, wasn't it?

Makes me wonder why more people don’t do it.

Did you finish the Baileys yet?

Jan 20, 2011, 12:10PM PST | Thread | Respond to this 1 cheer

красивейшая Богиня ♥The Emu has zero liqueur chocolates left. Please donate virtually...♥

Did you finish painting the kitchen yet?

Jan 20, 2011, 12:21PM PST | Thread | Respond to this

Simon isn't ungoogleable.

No.

Jan 20, 2011, 12:25PM PST | Thread | Respond to this 1 cheer

красивейшая Богиня ♥The Emu has zero liqueur chocolates left. Please donate virtually...♥

Did you start painting the kitchen yet?

Jan 20, 2011, 12:32PM PST | Thread | Respond to this

Simon isn't ungoogleable.

Yes, dammit! LOL!

I notice you’re keeping quiet about the booze.

Jan 20, 2011, 12:42PM PST | Thread | Respond to this 1 cheer

Look, it's a goal of mine. - красивейшая Богиня
The pedant in me… - Simon
Untitled - красивейшая Богиня
Forgotten about me? - Simon
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Jan 20, 2011, 03:06PM PST

красивейшая Богиня ♥The Emu has zero liqueur chocolates left. Please donate virtually...♥

ohhh, woof indeed

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Jan 20, 2011, 08:09PM PST

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Apr 13, 2011, 01:41AM PDT

красивейшая Богиня ♥The Emu has zero liqueur chocolates left. Please donate virtually...♥

His not replying might have had something more to do with his having no credits on his phone, than you being a freak. (I’m not insinuating here that you’re not a freak, or anything. I’m just balancing out, weighing up reality.)

I quizzed him about his readiness to post up his phone number for all the pervs to call. He said it was a second phone he didn’t really use a great deal. So, maybe a pay-as-you-go one that lacked credits? Hence it wasn’t testimonial to your freak status! ; )

but who knows…

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