How to be the next centre of drama so that we can get it over with and go back to 43'ing in peace ;-) by smartstuff

"More controversial than politics or religion!"

How I did it: I picked a hot-button issue that people would have a deeply rooted (narf) emotional reaction to. I was surprised by the vehement nastiness of the beet lovers, though. They only further my opinion that you are what you eat. Bad people, the lot of you. Why, there aught to be a law.

Lessons & tips: Post passive-aggressive entries about people just don't understand you, and how they shouldn't be so intolerant of your intolerance of nasty red root vegetables. If that doesn't get anybody riled up, begin shouting about how the internet is the home of free speech, and anyone who disagrees with you is a Nazi. It's best if you use photoshop to make your point with crude collages of offensive images.

Resources: Beet eaters. If it wasn't for them, I wouldn't have anybody on this site to hate. And that would be boring.


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Apr 13, 2011, 08:02PM PDT | 3 comments | 16 cheers


Comments:

Tarrador is going to make May MARVELOUS!

Beets are sweet...

and beet-eating people with the true love of beets in their hearts luuuuuvv you anyway.

Apr 14, 2011, 01:24PM PDT | Respond to this 4 cheers

<'))){

Aussies put

sliced beets
on their hamburgers
and what-have-you.

Insane – the whole
Vegemite snarfing
lot of them.

Fishboy likes Vegemite though.

))){

Apr 16, 2011, 04:08PM PDT | Thread | Respond to this 2 cheers

nicolasc is happy that spring is here...!

Me, too.

Though I have a slight preference for Marmite. (The UK version, not the Aussie one.) Don’t tell LL, though….!

Apr 26, 2011, 07:53PM PDT | Respond to this


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