How I did it: This was in NY of course some time ago when I got some cat food at the pet shop. I dropped it off and went back out for no reason, really. I was wasting time before I had to go somewhere.

He got out of a taxi this night when I was thinking, "Maybe I'll go to this end of town and loiter until this thing starts." This would have been about 2010 sometime. I thought right away, "Captain Jack Sparrow!!!" I didn't think he was super classically handsome but he has this attractiveness to him I absolutely get from his fan appeal that makes him seem more handsome than regularly ***good looking*** guys.

I didn't talk to him. He dropped a whole bunch of money, I want to say about $60 or so in cash, out of his wallet I found in the backseat of the taxi. I never carry cash around, and although I'm not destitute, i thought, WOW!!!! THIS IS MY LUCKY DAY!!! I'M SPENDING THIS TONIGHT YEAH!!!! I don't care if you are Bill Gates. Everyone loves free money.

And you're probably saying I am a bad girl. Please. It wasn't like I was going to run after him and tell him, "Mr. Depp, you dropped your cash." He would have probably thought I was a weirdo fan had I done that and he had already been long gone a few minutes since it was really cold out. I was taking forever to get my stuff together. My overstuffed purse items always fall out like crazy naturally since I had makeup in there.

I know I used his cash for the taxi and enjoying myself. Really sorry, Mr. Depp. If we ever cross paths at an event or someplace public where it won't seem weird to talk to you, I can pay you back by check. Sorry, sir.  :-o

Lessons & tips: When you find a really good looking famous actor's money forgotten in a taxi, spend it on an expensive dinner and drinks later that night. More so if you are in an overly priced metropolitan area where lots of snooty tax evading businesses prefer cash.

Jun 04, 2011, 02:59PM PDT | 0 comments | 10 cheers