How to egg a house
It made me
happy 
"exhilarating "
How I did it: I went with a friend. Had some eggs way past expiration, so decided to finally do something like this. We parked in the shadows, grabbed a bunch of eggs, left the doors open and pegged the side of the house with none of the windows. They were home and awake, it was almost 2a.m. We ran back into the car that was basically right next to us since they leave next to a street and drove away.
Lessons & tips: Be fast and don't drive away all obvious. When you reach the street turn off the lights and drive away with the lights off till your off their street so they can't see your license plate.
Resources: spoiled eggs. leave em out to rot so they splatter when thrown
