How to wear a thong
It made me
wiggle 
"uneventful"
How I did it: i went to victoria's secret with my boyfriend and bought some bikinis and boyshorts, and i picked up a thong on a whim. i wore it the next day...and it felt like a funny sort of wedgie. after half an hour i didn't feel it anymore, but it wasn't amazing or anything. i didn't look much better in it either. but i don't think it wasn't worth trying, i would rather have tried it once then to have kept wondering what it's like to wear a thong.
