How I did it: my friend zack and i went to the 99 cent store and i bought a can of sardines in olive oil. i tried the first one in the parking lot, the oil was overwhelming, i felt scale-like texture in my mouth and i wanted to spit it out. instead i swallowed it whole, just so i could say i ate one. it was horrible. i didn't finish the other filets. my fingers smelled weird. zack wouldn't even let me touch the seatbelt, he strapped me in. i occasionally flailed my hands in his face and he would squirm in protest. we drove to a nearby taco bell and i washed my hands in the bathroom. but the taste remained in my mouth for a long while. never again.

Lessons & tips: maybe i should try sardines stored in spring water, or maybe i should cook them?

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Aug 04, 03:21PM PDT | 0 comments | 4 cheers