"Perplexing, Heartwarming, Successful"
How I did it: I approached the fierce wireless dragon with caution. I hesitantly swung my not very trusty sword at plugs, wire and power of the fierce wireless dragon. We fought back and forth, but the fierce wireless dragon would always win. Boasting power but refusing to provide internet service.
No matter how many times my sword unplugged wires and turned off power, I could not beat the dragon. Only laughter came to my ears from the mean spirited creature.
I sighed a big sigh and posted this damsel in distress goal from my iphone.
I sent a text to a favourite 43 Peep and Friend. Who instantly put on Knight's Armour. We battled the fierce wireless dragon together as I welded my sword as his telephone instructions deemed fit. We determined the dragon was sick, but didn't need surgery to have new parts implanted for the dragon to be well again. We did think we should call the dragon keeper, in charge of keeping the source of dragonness going to the dragon.
The dragon keeper said the all powerful source that gives the dragon its dragoness was fine and dandy. They could come on Saturday and see if the line they used to send source of dragoness to the dragon was doing its job or was napping. Or had wandered off. Lines can be like that, they said.
The Knight said the dragon keeper sometimes doesn't admit the source of dragoness being delivered to the dragon isn't being done properly and they may scurry off to fix that. Having it appear the dragon has magically healed himself. I think The Knight is very wise and appreciated not being alone with the fierce dragon I am afraid of.
The Knight checked with me in the morning on the state of the dragon, which hadn't changed.
The next evening I came home and the dragon was feeling fine! No more fierceness, all playful and suggesting we play on the internet and watch television.
When I set a celbratory text to The Knight we agreed "Sometimes dragons are like that."
Lessons & tips: 43 Things is a very good source of Knights. You are sure to find the best one here. However, don't be afraid to assess the strengths of all Knights you have acquaintance with and plea for rescue from the fiercest Knight for the beast at hand.
Resources: The Wisdom of Knights in Armour