How to get arrested
How I did it: Went to a party effed up on 4 blue xannys and lots of booze.
I black out on xannys in good amounts.
*The following is what I'm told all happened, the parts I personally remember will be bold*
Got to the party. Smoked a blunt and drank a 12 pack between 3 people. Went to my friends step dads house. Drank another 12 pack there. Went back home and a friend of mine started makin' fireballs with hairspray and a lighter.
Apparantly sometime before that I burnt off my left eyelashes smoking a bowl in the car.
Anyways, the fireballs, I told the guy to shoot em at me and burnt all the hair off my left arm.
Then somehow, noone knows, me and 2 girls are driving in my car, me in the back seat. And we get pulled over.
Cops make us get out, there's a baseball bat, opened, spilled and consumed beer in the car. And weed on the seat.
They said I kept telling the cop I had to pee. After I got my ticket the cop said I could go pee. Then one of the girls guardians show up and I jump in, he says he's takin' me to jail and I jump out and run into the woods.
I woke up the next day sleeping in my friends basement on a couch underneath a mattress(I was using it as a blanket....) with a pink paper in my back pocket, no recollection of the night before, and 20 miles from home with no car and no money with over $400 in fines(and no job).
Not really getting arrested, but certainly a bad experience with booze, drugs and the law.
