How to drink more coffee by Andrew Brunelle

"I'm high on caffeine, y'all."

How I did it: I upped the dosage to around 3-4 average sized mugs a day and it's given me more energy, clarity, and now I have tremors in my hands!  Yay!  I've been on coffee for about a year now and I love it black.  So no matter how many cups I drink, it won't put a dent in my calorie count.  I think a cup of black coffee has in the vicinity of 5 calories, so it's kinda like water.  I also drink plenty of water because coffee is a diuretic, so you'll lose a lot of water, so be sure to drink like 64-100 oz. of water a day.  Warning:  You may have to piss like 5 to 10 times a day, but at least you'll be hydrated.   


 

Dec 17, 2008, 11:20AM PST | 1 comment


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Andrew Brunelle is existing

Pool Shark

It made me feel like Bradley Nowell felt on heroin in the song Pool Shark. “Take it away, but I want more and more. One day I’m gonna lose the war.”

Caffeine is addictive and a drug, and if I’m going to be a drug addict, I might as well stick to coffee and prescription drugs :) At least they’re legal. And coffee energizes me while the prescriptions mellow me out, so what’s the harm? And I don’t have a fucking headache all day. I’m here to tell you that coffee, dark chocolate, and klonopin go great together. But don’t take it from me. Try this at home, folks. It will blow your mind.

Dec 17, 2008, 11:24AM PST | Respond to this


 

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