How to change my name
It made me
A little poorer 
"Expensive and stupid."
How I did it: The protocol for name changing is really varied on the internet but somehow I got led to calling my local courthouses or whatever in Los Angeles. They said we had to pay $300 and fill out some forms 'n shit, so we did. I had a court date, blah blah blah, name is changed but at a very high price. $300 is not a lot considering how many years of your life you just bought your new name for, but I'm reading that people have changed their name for a lot less, so I'm very downtrodden. My new name is purdiful though--Avery.
Lessons & tips: Apparently, people are paying way less than I did for my name change, so my tip is...don't change your name for $300 fucking dollars.
