How to sleep with someone famous
It made me
Sex is always cool. 
"Famous genitals are still just genitals."
How I did it: They don't spew glitter or unicorns or anything.
I met a cool person (no, I'm not telling) at a party that looked crazy familiar. Ended up chalking it up to coincidence or alcohol. Talked a lot, drank a nuts amount of fancy jungle juice, and slept together. Decent enough night.
But about a week later, I saw a picture of the person in question, and it all clicked.
I've had better, and I don't like to brag or tell people the full story (name an all), so I don't really get it as a goal.
Resources: Schmoozy friends, I guess.
