How I did it: i was asked by a friend to help out in finding a girl willing to be a human buffet table for a private New Years Eve party. $100/hour for an hour and a half of work, plus 3 free tickets to the event ($60/each). I got stripped down to pasties and a thong, was wrapped in saran wrap and they layed on a table while they put all the food on.... when they were done, my bf and 3 bouncers picked up the table and carried it into the main area...

it was a total rush watching and listening to peoples reactions...

Lessons & tips: Request they pull all the perishable food out of the fridge like, 30minutes before you start prep-ing, and
DO NOT, under any circumstance allow them to use frozen fruit as part of the buffet...

i ended up with an entire bag of frozen solid strawberry's in my crotch and spent the whole hour and a half i was a table, shivering uncontrollably....

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Jan 07, 2009, 02:43AM PST | 1 comment | 1 cheer