How to get a black eye
"Ouch."
How I did it: Climbed on top of some monkey bars, and tried to slide down to the ground through them. Let's just say I missed... Ended up having to get an x-ray, found out I'd narrowly escaped breaking a bone. Was just in time for Halloween though, which was great.
Lessons & tips: Please don't do this - it hurts.
Resources: School playground.
