How to build a pillow fort
It made me
Under attack! 
"The enemy is using our walls against us!"
How I did it: I got me some pillows, took an advanced placement structural engineering class, created a rough schematic of my envisioned fortress - then had at it.
I haven't done this in many moons - but my brother is visiting me in a few weeks and when we were talking about sleeping arrangements he said he was going to build a pillow fort on the couch. I will finally have sweet revenge for when he viciously destroyed my fort using the pillows I had as my walls to attack me.
Jerk.
Lessons & tips: Don't build your fort near the enemy (i.e. your brother).
Resources: Boredom and a vast amount of pillows.
