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How to get laid
It made me
not pleased 
"I was in high school and it was with my first boyfriend. We thought we were in love, but he was really a jerk. The sex was pretty terrible."
How I did it: We were at his house on the one day a week his mom would be out for hours with his sister, which was our day to fool around. After about a month of dating, we decided to do it (and having waited far past the age I was willing to start having sex, it felt like about time!). Truth be told, it hurt like hell and lasted about 10 minutes, because he was awful. He continued to be awful for our whole relationship.
It's SO much better when you're with someone who really loves you!
Lessons & tips: Avoid pompous asshats and find someone who shares your interests and desires both in and out of the bedroom. Sexual compatibility really IS a big deal.
