How to go to a strip club on 43 Things

How to go to a strip club by Tiger

It took me

10 months

It made me

Feel even sluttier

"I was surprised at myself for not being as jealous as I thought I would be - yano, those shapely young bodies thrusting their jugs in TG's face. Not to say I wasn't jealous at all - because I was a little bit - but I had fun! "

How I did it: TG surprised me Saturday night by taking me to Fascinations (sex and more store) and to Shotgun Willy's (strip club) in Denver. "Go to a strip club' was one of my goals, but I didn't think I'd ever get there because of the expense so I took it off my list.

TG kept tenting dollar bills on the stage for the dancers to dance for me. A couple of them put their boobs in my face, two of them kissed me on the cheek. and one of them got dangerously close to my mouth. TG was pretty much out of his mind (and straining his pants).

Lessons & tips: Load up on dollar bills!

Resources: TG

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Sep 22, 2008, 03:08PM PDT | 16 comments | 8 cheers

Comments:

<'))){ 1239 GMT+10: Hungry - time for second lunch.

No lap dance?

Get a lap dance next time.

I want to read the report.

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Oct 01, 2008, 06:28PM PDT | Thread | Respond to this 2 cheers

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Read?

Not see it on youtube?

Oct 01, 2008, 06:39PM PDT | Respond to this 1 cheer

I offered

to get her the lap dance. But she decided to wait until next time.

I think she was just ready to go by then ;)

Dec 17, 2008, 04:47PM PST | Thread | Respond to this 2 cheers

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Not Quite...

I just wanted to make sure there would be a next time.

;)

Dec 18, 2008, 08:39AM PST | Respond to this 2 cheers

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Strip Club

I’m glad TG helped you accomplish this, but I think it would’ve been even more interesting if he had taken you to one with male dancers. Of course I’m sure he would not have enjoyed that as much.

Dec 16, 2008, 12:15PM PST | Thread | Respond to this 5 cheers

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I've Seen So Many

of the male dancer shows and quite honestly (yawn!) it’s a snorefest. It was a big deal when my friends and I were 19 and drove from Chicago to Wisconsin where the legal age was 18 instead of 21. Then we found out what a very little deal it really was. Then when my friends had their bachelorette parties, each and every one of them had a male stripper. Borrrrring! Women, on the other hand, put some chutzpah in their show. It really was fun!

Dec 16, 2008, 03:42PM PST | Thread | Respond to this 1 cheer

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Dancers

I think it all comes down to the dancers in general. I’ve been very bored at some strip clubs because there’s no zest in the performances. Then there are the times when my jaw has been on the floor, not because she’s anything special to look at, but because of how she performs.

I’ve got a friend who is a dancer, and I know he performs instead of just shaking it around. I’m willing to bet you wouldn’t consider him a snorefest.

I’m trying to talk my gym owner into installing a pole and doing pole dancing classes. I’d do it because you can really get a workout with a strong routine.

Dec 17, 2008, 10:02AM PST | Thread | Respond to this 3 cheers

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I'd LOVE It!

I’d love to learn how to pole dance!
I’d also love to learn how to lap dance!
There are no classes for either in my area.
(How sad is that?)
I’d feel like a fool just trying to give it a go
without proper instruction. Any ideas?

Dec 17, 2008, 10:16AM PST | Thread | Respond to this 2 cheers

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