How to steal a street sign
How I did it: Well, I was returning home on bike one night after finishing my student job, and rode along this deserted dark road (this sounds like the beginning of a scary story...). I passed a bunch of road construction material, shoved aside after the work had been done for some days. Amongst the stuff I spotted a battered old construction road sign, and it occured to me that my then-boyfriend would love to have it for his bedroom. So I pulled over, pried off the sign, hauled it onto my bike and rode off. There was nobody around but I was still nervous of being caught. I had to hid the sign at home as well, my mom wouldn't be too happy about it. Next day I wrote a love note on the back of the sign with a permanent marker and gave the sign to my boyfriend, who did love it.
Lessons & tips: Make sure you're not causing any danger for drivers. Removing a vital sign will cause accidents...
Resources: My wicked mind :D and the fact that it was an old rusty thing, which came off easily
