His background: Isreali. accent was nice a deep but after talking to him on the phone for a while all I could think about were the jewish robot tailors from the movie sleeper LMAO. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV2N4KSh3x4&feature=channel_page

 "Whadda ya want jackets we got jackets trousahs we got trousahs"  he always said stuff like "Whadda yew want to do o a date. Whadda yew like to do fa fun?" and "You know what I'm sayin?"  This accent is like the male barbra streisand lol. 

Okay so that's not mean or anything, I love those accents! It's not a bad thing, it means I will think everything he says is funny. Even though OMG he turns out to NOT be funny at all, like no sense of humor whatsoever with this guy >__<

And also I knew he was older (37) and I was like okay I like older guys, 37 is not THAT old. But he even lied about his age!!!!! And his pictures weren't current, they were taken WHEN HE HAD HAIR. Ohhh oh my gosh. I think he was more like 45/50. and 20 pounds heavier. EW GRANDPA.

hahaha you should have seen me outside the restaurant on the phone my date saying "I'm walking towards you" and all I saw was a giant tremendously tall bald fat ogre walking towards me, and I'm still looking around for the guy in the picture. But uhh there was no one else walking towards me *nervous laugh*

This was the worst date ever. And so creepy. What makes this guy think he could date a 21 yr old? Does he think he's donald rump. And yes he was flashy with the cash (OMFG at the end of our dinner he took out a WAD of hundreds, fliped through them saying "I know there's a 50 in here somewhere...") and braged a lot about the houses he builds, the house he lives in , the houses he owns in miani/cancun how he can just fly there whenever he wants to get away how he can get into every place in nyc cuz all the most posh places are owned by jews and so on. 

K well if I was a gold digger then his lack of charm, personality, and looks would definitely make way for his apparent wealth. But no amount of money can make me overlook someone so gross! I wouldn't even date a great guy for his money, I don't even wanna know about someone's money status it's a turn off (though my dream is to date an amazing guy who is secretly harboring millions and I never find though out until we start planning our wedding or home shopping together "what you are looking for a victorian on the north shore..." lol. jk)

and he kept asking to kiss me. I kept saying no, no, ew, no, and specifically told him I have a no kissing on the first date policy. he kept begging like a sick desperate dog to kiss me and said "Okay how about your cheek can I kiss your cheek? It's just your cheek. Come on it's only a cheek baby."

EW EW EW. That meal did not stay in my stomach, that date was so gross. 

Dinner felt like it went on dorever and when it was over I SPRINTED TO MY CAR afraid he'd be following me or something he asked to walk me to my car and I was like "No thanks I can walk myself, bye!" amd I had 911 dialed, just incase he did follow me. 

Paranoid? 

NO! Those were the vibes I was getting!!!

So he called, left a cheesy voice mail, "Hey I hope your policy towards kissing is better on a second date" or something stupid like that.

1. a near 50 man is single, unmarried, and has no interest in married is big NO NO! (He said "I don't want to get married anytime soon, I don't want a girlfriend really, I just want to have fun")

FUN: Fun happens before your 30. Then LIFE happens. OKAY. I mean by 50, you should have a life. You should be married/divorced/dating people who are more near your time period. Hue Heffner is Hue Heffner. Donald Trump is Donald Trump. No one else is them! Clubbing every night with the teenagers is creepy for men (I think it's creepy for hue heffner and donald trump, but that's their trademark and no more old farts should be allowed to be seen with someone young and gorgeous lol) Trust me - it was sooo embarrassing being on a date with someone so much older than me when he kept trying to grope me and crap. 

UGH! I was like "can you please clam down, pretend you're my father or something. OKAY NO NEVER MIND YOU PERVERT."

Because I seen lot of girls my age dating men much older (50 plus) and always think it's so gross, but clearly she is milking him for all his worth lol. And he isall into milking her if you know wht I mean. So when I saw a 20 yr old/90 yr old cuddling and caressing eachother my mom and I were making up their scenario lol. And that 90 yr old guy started choking! my mom gave him the heimlich!! And the 20 yr old looked sorely disappointed that he had been saved LMAO. It's not that uncommon in upscale places. DAMN go to a store like Henri Bendel and all the 20 year old girls are with their 'daddies' saying "Ohh won't I look sexy in those diamonds?" and he saying something like "only if you don't wear anything else"

So yeah UM ew. Now I don't know if I'm just starting to sound shallow? New York is very shallow though. If you're not 20, 5'10, 100 lb... you're no one. Guy's don't even look at me! I'm 5'4 and 'pear shaped' (aka kate moss on top, beyonce on the bottom that's not to cute)... in new york that's like having LEPERCY. 

I guess I should be flattered that even the slimiest of men would have a slight interest in me.