How to be a goddess
How I did it: Depending on your point of view, this may or may not count, but to me it does. One lovely morning after having this aspiration for many a year, I was playing my favorite game online. While I was playing, two of my teammates began to blame me for everything, win or lose. "It's all your fault I ran out of ammo! It's your fault we lost! It's all because of you that we're destroying the other team! I lost my cell phone, that was you too," they would say.
Since that morning they have invited me into the clan, and now everything that happens to any of us is ultimately because of me. Due to this fact, I do believe that I have achieved my Goddess status, regardless of if I choose to bless them or condemn them at any given time.
Lessons & tips: By actively trying to become a goddess, it is often much harder to become one. Try just being yourself, and it should eventually happen because there is nothing more pure than being true to yourself.
Resources: Well, if you wanted to know what game I was playing, it was Team Fortress 2.
