How to list books I've read in 2008
"I didn't do it - I read many books and reported very few."
How I did it: Occasionally I awoke from my stupor and mentioned a book I had read. I could have done much more much more meaningfully. If I told you more about what I read you would know more about me. That may not be such a good idea.
Lessons & tips: It is possible to say something meaningful, but not if one is noncommunicative.
Resources: eyes, spectacles, consciousness, books

