How to poop in the woods
It made me
grossed out 
"I pooped in the woods for the first time at the National Rainbow Gathering in 2008."
How I did it: I avoided the inevitable as long as I could, but after three days in the woods there was no denying it. I had to poo. I trekked to the nearest shitter, toilet paper clutched in one hand, flashlight in the other.
Upon arrival I found a circular enclosure constructed of fallen branches with a large camouflage tarp hung as the entrance. Inside were flies.. lots of them.
I did the minimum amount of what had to be done and got out of there quickly.
