How to start a food fight by galaxian

"Hairy. "

How I did it: I can't talk about it much. Let's just say it involved a Burger King, belligerent indigents, random passerby, a whole family and a gang of flying condiments, fries, and ice.

Not really sure what it was all about.

Lessons & tips: It's best to start with small stuff. Fries work well. You can always escalate from there as the situation demands.

Resources: Burger King and their fine menu of foodlike products.


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May 02, 2009, 03:35PM PDT | 3 comments


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CyniCool is enjoying the day.

Food Fighting

The crazier and weirder the people are in the general vicinity, the better. Believe it or not, and you should dig on this, I started a food fight in the cafeteria of a private psychiatric hospital. What’s ironic is I was a patient due to an eating disorder. Sigh. I want to have another food fight.

May 02, 2009, 03:50PM PDT | Thread | Respond to this

galaxian is kickin' ass, takin' names, chewin' gum.

Cool...

That’s awesome. Food fights definitely amplify the weirdness, but it’s got to be there already, waiting to get flung recklessly into the air like a couple of 50% beef patties, special sauce, lettuce and cheese.

Rock on.

May 02, 2009, 04:03PM PDT | Thread | Respond to this

CyniCool is enjoying the day.

I dig it the most

I love that you used “rock on”. I end a lot of my conversations, written and otherwise that way. Speaking of food . . . (by the way, I hate jokes, but somehow I like this one) How do you know you’re at a gay barbeque? The hotdogs taste like shit. Yes, bad. But, yes, good.

May 13, 2009, 05:18PM PDT | Respond to this


 

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