How to play foosball
"i won."
How I did it: i went to my rich friend's house party.
this is one of those "goals" i've had since i was like, eight. when i was at this girl sarah's house and saw the foosball table for the first time and wanted to play but she didn't have the ball, so we used a ping pong ball which kind of worked but we were retarded, so it didn't really count.
and ever since then i've wanted to play.
then yesterday, i did. twice. and won. both times. haha, suck it, dylan.
Lessons & tips: just keep your little men constantly spinning.
Resources: foosball table.
beginners luck.
worthy adversary.
