How to drunk dial someone by suturefutures

How I did it: I did it for the first time a few days ago.  I don't wish to do it again, but it's one of those experiences I think you should have!  Dialed a guy I went on one date with years ago.  He was my dialee expressly because I don't care about him anymore!  He also lives several states away.

I think I talked about my freezer, and maybe my birds, and our one date.  He was actually my first date, and I had always wanted to tell him that.  I liked the secret, but at the same time I sort of felt like he should know.  I don't know why that is.  I've been on two dates in which the guy has told me it was his first date.  Pretty amazing, really.  One was 20, the other was 21.  Perhaps they were lying!  ...but maybe not.

Anyway, I'm going off on a tangent.  I was a little embarrassed once I sobered up, but I'm still glad I did it, because now I can say I've done it!  The freezer part is still funny to me, even though I don't remember what I said.  I tweeted, "my face is in a jar," which is probably the most amusing thing I did that night.

Lessons & tips: If you do this, I suggest dialing someone who you haven't spoken with in years, someone who you don't have feelings for, and someone who you aren't likely to ever see in person again.  Otherwise a drunk dial could make for some very embarrassing moments and misunderstandings!  It's especially good to only drunk dial single people, because if significant others hear your message, they may get ruffled.  Then again, that might be your intention!  However generally a drunken call is looked upon unfavorably...then again, some posses love being drunk dialed, and it is a right of passage/sign of true friendship!  So you really need to analyze your group and guess what they would find funny.

Resources: -the habit of keeping old numbers

-courage

-solitude while drinking (because try to drunk dial in front of people, and they may try to stop you)

-self control (don't dial exes/enemies/bosses/co-workers/conservative relatives)


 

May 09, 2009, 11:28PM PDT | 0 comments


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