How to go to a strip club
How I did it: Well, it was a bit of a spur of the moment thing. We were driving to the strip club and the police followed up for about ten km of the drive... it was ridiculous, we pulled over at the club and they kept driving, but very slowly!!!!
Obviously thought we were up to no good... how very right they were.
We walked into the club. Both of us nervous as hell, paid the fifteen dollars entry fee and headed straight to the bar. I was driving and so i had a coke.
We sat down and this stripper started talking to us. She was super nice! Really interesting to talk to her.
Anyway she asked us what music we were into and we said metal. So she was like "when im up dancing sit next to the stage"
So she got this metal song put on and was dancing on the pole. She was motioning for us to go over so nervously we did.
She gave us a free dirty dance before moving onto some guys with cash.
We felt bad letting her dance for us for free so we slipped her a twenty after which she got BUTT naked and shoved her tits in our faces. Which considering both of us are straight was a little awkward. But it was funny anyway. She was dancing for us for quite a while actually... bouncing her private lower regions in front of us...awkward.. but she was a good dancer.
Anyway, the biggest issue was not knowing where to look most of the time!!!!
It was a good time... yet, a little weird.
