"Not what I expected"
How I did it: It was absolutely atrocious... the guy didn't give me any warning at all and just jumped right in. He started out by tickling me, and proceeded to thrust his tongue into my mouth even when I said stop. Afterwards, I went upstairs to get a glass of water, and while opening my 150 lb sub-zero freezer, pulled too hard. It landed on my foot and broke my foot! So there's that for my first kiss... thank god I had a reason to tell the guy to leave. Had to go to the emergency room... in a way I was relieved because I didn't want to kiss him again!
Lessons & tips: Don't rush into it. It is better to enjoy your current circumstances than to toss them aside in search of something you think will be superior. If it's not what you wanted, move on.
May 20, 2009, 06:13PM PDT
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