How I did it: I have been with my fiance for about ten years, and during that time we lost our virginity together as adolescents. Seeing as neither of us had a car early in our relationship, the only way we could be intimate was to be creative. Low traffic suburban parks and single stall bathrooms, civic symbols of our fair city and forest trails, the back row of empty movie theaters and our elementary, middle and high schools . . . even the church were we met! We used our knowledge of the area we grew up in to get to know each other carnally.

Lessons & tips: The trick is to be able to cover up and act like nothing is going on other than some cuddling if someone happens upon you. Keep on as much clothes as possible! Although it is extremely frustrating to do so, express your pleasure through touching, kissing and nibbling, and keep your noise level to a very low minimum no matter how good it feels. Always scope out the area first in order to be safe. Make sure you will not be stung, pricked, poked or caught by the surrounding flora. 

Resources: Ladies, wear skirts! Easy access, user friendly! Plus, nothing is
sexier than going to the restroom when you are out a dinner, taking off
your undies, balling them up in your hand and then depositing them in
your man's lap discreetly. Guys, sport shorts are helpful because you can pull them up and down easily. Have a travel blanket big enough for a picnic with you at all times. Not only can you lay on it, but you can also cover up with it and clean up after you are finished!

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May 21, 2009, 12:41AM PDT | 4 comments | 1 cheer