How to beat the endboss of the Internet.
It made me
feel powerful! 
"Instead of beating him, I formed an alliance with him."
How I did it: The 43T gods are insisting I write more here, but there's really nothing more to say. :) Hmmm...all I can think to add is that Google and Wikipedia, along with Dictionary.com, Google Maps, and IMDB, are essential points along the way to achieving this goal.
