How to turn 33
It made me 
"Happy birthday to me"
How I did it: The first thing I did in order to turn 33 was to be born. After that, I waited for 15 years. After that, I went ahead and waited 18 more years. Voila! And that's how I turned 33. The end. Any questions?
Lessons & tips: Don't die in the first 32 years.
