How to shave my head
"liberating, attention drawing, educating"
How I did it: Ok, so I didn't really mean to do it. But I got very drunk one night at a friend's party at it happened, not in my memory, but there is photographic evidence of me being a willing participant so there you go.
Lessons & tips: Don't let a drunk person wet shave your head or cut your hair with scissors. You WILL end up with a bloody ear and hundreds of tiny cuts on your head. Use a pair of home clippers once you've got enough off. It's going to feel very sensitive if it's completely bald so you might like to leave a little bit on. You will also look less odd if you have very short hair compared to none.
Resources: Alcohol, the willingness of teenagers to take advantage of another.

