How to own a garden gnome
It made me
gnomish 
"You don't pick your gnomes. They come to you."
How I did it: I have been looking and looking and looking at garden gnomes, but none ever seemed right. My last birthday I expressed my odd desire to own a garden gnome.
This weekend, my husband found one for me, and he is perfect!
Lessons & tips: Gnomes by their nature are magic. I don't think you really pick them. They pick you.
Resources: Make one birthday a "gnome" birthday and see what comes to you.
