How to smite people
"As a Fox God, sometimes there is a little person on Earth that pulls my tail the wrong way. In these circumstances, I feel the need to let them know just who's boss."
How I did it: Take a paw and point it at the Earth. Proceed to fire a bolt of lightning at anyone that angers you. Repeat when necessary.
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Lessons & tips: It is highly advisable that you do not attempt to smite anyone unless you are the one and only Great Fox.
Resources: A bean burrito with extra sour creme is always a good way to recharge your energy for the activity of smiting.
