How to feel a fake boob
How I did it: I've wanted to feel a fake boob since at least the mid-'90's. I went to the college health center with my girlfriend to listen to some spiel so she could get free birth control. For whatever reason, they were passing a fake boob around the room. Before it got to me, some smart guy pocketed it. Time passes... I was in Las Vegas shooting yet another inane webisode of buddry,com. The only decent strip club experience I've ever had was in Vegas, so when my buddy said, "Let's go to Spearmint Rhino!" I said, "OK!" Maybe it was Peppermint Rhino... I don't remember. A floor boss of some sort introduced himself and said, "If there's anything I can get you, let me know." To which I replied, "Girls with huge fake boobs." He delivered. I touched. I'm happy.
Lessons & tips: Don't expect fake boobs to be better or worse than the real thing. They're just different.Don't get taken for too much money. Get your feel of fake boobs and
then get the hell out of there. You can get a great feel for only $20
if you're lucky.
Resources: Cab drivers. The man in the taxi can really help you out in Vegas.
