How to get drivers license
How I did it: Alright so this story is based on Canada (G1/G2 license), you can read if interested.
The first written exam was easy and shit and I took it on my birthday. I got started learning to drive with my dad which is also a driver instructor. In total I did not drive that much but enough.
Anyways so in 8 months I was able to take my G2 to get my semi-full license (I can now drive alone) and so I did. Since my dad is a driver instructor, he had connections at the centre and hooked me up with a great asian examinator. He was fucking awesome and young (so no bitchy old people). Anyways I took the test, everything was going smooth like a baby's ass (turns, lane changes, stop signs, 3 point turn, etc. Once that was done we went back to the centre and on the way there there were two fucking retardo byciclists, but they were byciclists that ride on the ride side of the road, they were the ones that take up the full lane to drive at 1KMH. So I had no fucking clue what to do and started sweating so I just honked at the faggets and they barely moved but I got past them (still no clue if that was right to do).
So back at the centre I did the regular reverse park (if you do front = you failed for sure) and it was decent, there wasn't any parallel park so I was thankful for that.
At the end I was told to shut off engine and he told me "you drove almost to perfection and I don't think I can give you any advice except when you start learning highway try to check mirrors more when switching lanes".
I was fucking proud and there was another bitchy Russian girl that was to take the test right after me (was supposed to go before me but shes a chick so she wanted to go second) and that passed on the third time and because I am sorta a shy person she decided to say to me "don't be upset". I thought "fuck you" and said "what? i passed.". She felt so fucking proud to pass on her third try and wanted to laugh at me. Dumb hoe.
Now I got my temporary (paper) license and I can drive alone and have 0.00 alchohol bla bla shit.
Thanks for reading if you did.
Lessons & tips: Get a decent driver instructor, even your dad or mom can help if they are good drivers.
Resources: The drivers handbook.
