How I did it: First, be sure that you really want to do nothing.  (Nothing is nothing to mess around with.  If you're not serious about doing nothing then don't even start doing it!)

Next, do not be discouraged by the apparent difficulty of nothing.  If you want to do nothing then don't let nothing stop you.

Now decide which part of nothing you want to tackle first.

Or maybe you are ambitious and are really into nothing and therefore want to do all of nothing, all or nothing, all at once!  All I can say is "Go for it!"

Here's the key part of doing nothing:  Ease on in!  Don't go just jumping into nothing with a big splash!!  What are you, nuts?!?  Easy does it!

Finally, how will you know when you are really doing nothing?  Again, this is a no-brainer.  Just look around.  If you are successful, then you will notice that everyone around you will be doing what you are doing.  You will have legions of imitators.  I'm-me is the highest praise of tator forms.

So good night, and good luck!

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Jul 18, 2009, 09:51AM PDT | 4 comments | 3 cheers