How to buy a crystal ball
It made me 
"I wanted a crystal ball because so many people when asked why they made a choice that later turned out to be stupid say, 'I did not have a crystal ball.'"
How I did it: I found a company in Florida that imports from India various sizes of polished clear balls made of quartz crystal laboratory-grown in Russia.
I ordered a large crystal ball.
Every day I gaze into my crystal ball.
So far no problem.
