How to graduate from college
How I did it: When I signed up for college, I had just been exiled from my previous life for heresy against Orthodox Judaism.
I spent one boring semester living in my parents' attic and commuting to a commuter-school in Queens. I was afraid to talk to anyone in my classes.
I made a very good decision the day I switched to a school way out in the forest and registered for the dorms.
I learned many things about myself and the world around me from Cannabis, LSD, and my fellow students. The world of Anthropology opened my eyes to the broad spectrum of human experience.
Lessons & tips: Don't be a fool. Do drugs in school.
Also, don't be afraid to interact with your fellow students :-) They're just like you. They think and feel and experience life just like you do, with only slight variations. Throw yourself in and enjoy the people around you!
Resources: Drugs & girls.
Also I traveled to Belize on an archaeological mission (excavating Mayan Ruins). WOW. That was an eye-opener.
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