How I did it: I never thought that I would Join The MI National Guard,
But there was A time In my life that made me remember what was important; That importance was starting a new life. Understanding that my girlfriend at the time had a ruff life made me head in the direction of change. Changing my manners towards things which means more, Understanding what she was worth, Becoming more challenging towards my goals for a more future-istic  and fantastic life. I felt that when I left off for basic my life had just took a lead That I never intended on hurdle-in. I left the girl of my dreams at home to live the dream of all dreams. durring basic training I got a ribbon for being the most outgoing soldier and an promotion which was sweet.

Graduated basic training with a breeze like so many others in this country and headed towards maryland where the town that awaited me was a town called aberdeen... (APG)

My first formation as An Ait Student was really wierd
every one was talking in formation Moving around Hi Five-in And All types of shit. To me I felt alot of pain was to come and very soon so I kept my millitary bearing. Arriving two weeks before thanksgiving wasnt a great thing because I know It's a time of giving but My family wasnt in my grasps. Knowing that I couldnt visit my girl nore my fam was a disapointment to most of us who arrived a few hours short of the deadline for leave.
( Damn This Sucks )              ANYWHO'
Thanks giving goes by and My mos classes are going at the speed of light my birthday seems like its right around the corner then Bling Blao' It Arrives DEC. 10
everyones on my shit. it was hot as hell 74 degrees in maryland and it's my B-Day , Im Sick Wit It All Day Im Tellin U. Anywho' My birthday lasted until Our leave started for the christmas and new year holiday. Ohh Buddy Im On The Plane im flyin, im flyin, (DING!!!)  Im home And Im Stunting Hard cause I use to work at the airport that I flew into looking good as hell. chicks I use to work with Touchin all up on me Im all Tanked up Off of shot after shot But then I came too and remembered that I wasn't there to gloute i had to get to my family.
I stagger along and get my luggage that is being sniffed by dogs cause it was suspiscious...(WTF???) anywho'
I whistle for a cab he squeelzes like no other and rams it into reverse on a one way jumps out the cab grabs my shit and says I didnt know u Were ready im sorry im sorry where too... Bout forty miles I say how much will it be. just refill my tank right now thats it ne expensive fee Ill do u right and thank u.
I ended up paying 8 dollars for 40 miles in a cab.
I Make it home And Im smoking a cig on the portch
my brother spots me his young ass dont say a word he just sneaks outside And shows his love.
mother wondering where He was Glares out the window too see me hugging my brother  darts threw the door and ruines my class A's tackleing me to the snow-man With A (We Miss Our Son) Sign Attached To It.
all Happy Happy Joy Joy for the next two days then I get My I-phone And learns to fuck with it.
While fucking with it I recieve a call Its My Battle Buddie From KNOX Wondering what I was Doing Cause we Both Stayed In The Same State. Whike We were planning a reunion a familiar number calls and my eyes light up like the christmas tree in front of me... It was my baby and I was Dying the whole time cause I didnt Know How I was Going To talk to her .... (GAY)
anywho' she tells me that she cant wait too see mmmmeeeee and she had somthing to tell me  dont be mad Im On My Way Blah Blah Blah... Ok BBy later I say And Call My Battle Buddie David Back to continue giving him directions to my town so we could go and get waisted. She makes It There And We Hugged And I Kissed Her mom then hopped in the back with her and she held my hand with two hands and some LIPZ were right under  anywho' her mom says well tell him it would be best to get it out of the way now baby girl blah blah blah so she starts to turn red . one tear comes as she starts to tell me the most tragic news,
I thought It would never happen to me But Fuccin JODY WAS NAILING MY GIRL AND MY DRILL SERGANT TOLD ME SO. I was pissed. my hend went for a cig and I smoked it with the hand she was holding while in my other havd rubbing my thumb acrossed my ring finger shaking my head taking the cig way too serious... amking sounds and shit trying to remember what was so important that I had to tell her.
And as soon As I remembered That I had Her $5000 Ring In my pocket mom says your not telling him the compleate truth tell him and I lit up another cause I knew JODY fucced Up.
BBY IM PREGO. WHaaaaaattttttt!
My Head Is saying U FuccinHoeAssSlutOfACunt I Hate U Then A Tear Rolls Down My Face And I Say Hey Im Not Mad I Told U I Warned U But Why Blah Blah Blah Right
So I stop At The Petro Station To Re-up On Cigs Cause I Needed Somthing to burn so I Re-up My homie david calls and says he's in the neibhorhood .
I made her mom make me one last meal I felt On her titties and pussy and Say Ill Be Back Tomorrow To Get Whats Mine U hear Me, U Understand Shes All teared Up Dont Leave Dont Leave... Next were driving down i-275 going like 68 in a 70 we talking And Im Blowing Kush Cause I have No Intentions Of Being With Her Ass Hoping Sombody runs a busto on her ass then shortly after she gets raped /// by her own brother.
wnyway when david finds out whats going on he flipps and wants to go back but I told him I knew people out where He lived dont worry. i-275 to i-75 now were going 140 with our friend trapster sitting in the front with us blowing helly kush this shit was bananna kush yellow flame all day... anywho my trip while on leave was great so I takes my happy ass back to maryland to find out im single and we just got a new batch of woman fresh out of basic...  looking for friends...
now im in my right mind im looking for the finest black and white girl so I can Have A Stable Hanging crew Things went well things went really well
now it's time to go home and I graduate as an honor graduate.

I make It Back To Detroit and two days later I head to my first unit my station

I arrive i got my millitary swag on and their loving it

im doing everything that im susposted to be doing
currently I am the guiedon for the company and just reciently I recieved two different awards from the general hin self and two promotions. I Am The Shit

Lessons & tips: Lessons learned:
1 Always Do For Yourself
2 Never Trust A (DIRTY) Hoe try a good one

T.I.P.
1Never volunteer to save another girl stay single
2remember that its pussy money then weed ( If U Smoke Hella DANK)
3Always follow orders. u gotta be right the first time
last but not least..................................................
4 Never hurt your pets They Will fuck u up

Resources: Hooah Bars AND FIG BARS

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Aug 14, 2009, 01:22PM PDT | 1 comment