How to burn the Book of Mormon
How I did it: At first I put it in a pan on the stove and used a lighter to start the page corners on fire. It kept going out and I tried to keep re-lighting it but the book was fairly new and the pages too close together to get oxygen. Eventually I used an accelerant. It was very spiritually calming and released pent up anger toward the cult.
Lessons & tips: Lesson #1: Do NOT burn indoors.
If I were to do it again I would take it camping, skewer it on a hot-dog stick, and roast it slowly.
Resources: You can receive a free copy of the Book of Mormon by completing a simple online form at http://www.mormon.org/bookofmormon
or by calling 1-888-537-7111.
Note: another suggestion is to jam up that phone line with repetitious calls to generally be a nuisance the cult.
