How to play a joke on a telemarketer
It made me
smile 
"i put them on hold and left them there"
How I did it: I put them on hold as I said please excuse me while I sneeze, they were polite and said ok, so i put them on hold, then off I went to make a drink and my teas. I went back t pick up phoen and hey prsto they'd gone, so I htought Id try agian and it worked again on the next lot to call so do it all the time now.
