How to have a poem published
It made me
Uh-huh... 
"I submitted a poem to poetry dot com, and to me enormous surprise some time later received a book full of poetry with my poem as the first one!"
How I did it: However, over time, I came to realise that poetry dot come, at least at that time, was a damn fool marketing exercise. I got junk mail from them for months afterwards demanding payment for something I'd not requested.
So, ok, I'm counting this, but I'm not sure if I should!
