How to have sex in the shower
It made me
die a little inside 
"I was way too short, or maybe he was way too tall."
How I did it: Well, I didn't so it well, that's for sure. We were very mismatched, height-wise, and he couldn't hold me up. So, we laid down in the tub, and that sucked even more, because these horrible squeaking noises were emanating from beneath us. It was God-awful. Not only that, but he wanted to 'soap me up', and after doing so, I got soap in my eyes, ears, mouth, pretty much everywhere.
It pretty much sucked.
Lessons & tips: Date someone in the same height range as you, or this won't work well.
If you use soap, it will get in your mouth, eyes, various other orifices...
Resources: A stool would have helped, probably.
Or platform shoes, but not if you have the water running.
